Tengu-Oni

I'm all about getting money, getting bitches, and the Dewey decimal system

summerscourtney:

So anyway I am working on a new book of people I hope you hate and are drawn to???

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Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.

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I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

turbomun:

valesbloggingadventures:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

Oh my god, I did both.

I always put my finger in them…WELP.

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staff:

rustandlead:

fearlesslarry:

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

I end up with 10+ tabs all the time

i end up with so many that they don’t even say tumblr they are just little squares.

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yugioh4adults:

taekoyashuiro:

yugioh4adults:

wana fite me

you dont wanna make me……. use my sharingan………

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nitrus-nitram:

mom: have you been playing skyrim all night again?

me:

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modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

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benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

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The Worst Blunders People Make in Inventing Fictional Alien Worlds →

storyninja:

Interesting read for any budding sci-fi writers out there.

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